Poema de una web abandonada

The Book Depository es una web de venta de libros, con buenos descuentos y envío gratis a cualquier lugar del mundo, donde he comprado alguna vez. Pero reconozco que tiendo a hacerlo más en Amazon, y hace tiempo que no entraba en su web. Así que hoy me han enviado un e-mail con este poema y una oferta. Brillante!

In former days with us you shopped,
but something happened and we've been dropped.
What did we do, what did we say,
what was it made you go away!?

We're oh so sad, but shall not rest
till you come back to our bookish nest.
What can we do, what can we say,
to win you back and make you stay?

In former days with us you shopped,
but something happened and we were dropped.
To get you back, we thought: a gesture!
So how's about a money-off voucher?

We know our poems are not so hot,
but rhymes and puns aren't all we've got.
Our offer is genuine, the price reduction true,
So, please come back -- we really miss you!